Brandon Davis Dresses Up Like a Douche-Pirate

Brandon Davis Dresses Up Like a Douche-Pirate
I have no idea what a douche-pirate is exactly, but I assume that it’s what happens when a douche-bag attempts to conceal his identity with a pirate costume and you end up with what we have here. The oil heir was spotted in a New York costume shop, during his hunt for a Halloween ensemble and unsurprisingly, ended up acting the fool. A tipster revealed to the New York Daily News that when Brandon was trying on a glittery, feather-covered mask, one of the chicas in his entourage told him that it didn’t look great and the witness “saw him throw it across the counter, hitting the cashier.” Um yeah, I could never work retail, because apparently, stunts like that still aren’t considered reasonable grounds for murder. Photos: PacificCoastNews.com